LOL-Tears in Your Eyes FUNNY!!

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and findthe old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in
your life?"

The old man without batting an eye said , "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were my son."